Observations From My First Day At My New Job

• The phrase, "My balls end up looking like cupcakes" was heard.
• I saw a Mexican family rocking out to "I Want to Sex You Up" in the dining room. I am relatively sure that they didn't know what was being sung about.
• I discovered that making attractive looking ice cream cones is much harder than it looks, mine tend to lean.
• I was utterly fascinated by the cone dip mixture and had to fight the urge to put my hand in it.
• The phrase, "We're not going to fire you because your balls aren't big enough" was also heard.
• I only splattered ice cream and topping all over myself and the kitchen once using the mixing machine.
• I learned that not everyone who gets a job at a fast food establishment has an understanding of 5th grade math.
  

All in all it was a good first day. I am looking forward to day number two and to a career that doesn't lock me in the back room with bras and panties that I'm not even allowed to try on...

Just Kidding...

Or am I?

Sancho